Shemales

Posted: 30/07/2012 in Uncategorized

Male?? female?? Shemale?? What are you?? These are the questions being asked and a buzz has formed around the entire LSCK reports the Eltorros Bulletin. It all started when a certain Bright Nunoo could not stomach these mysterious characters hovering around the group and their sex was not known, in particular; one Kadioli Kadjo who was the subject of interest of LSCKWA(liverpool supporters club Kenya wolves association) had been the cause of mind bending concern and questions had to be raised. in a shocking revelation; Kadjo confessed to being a woman and well before the dust could settle, he had received inbox messages, some even rumoured to go as far as as for ‘her’ hand in marriage. Investigative journalist Tush Ole Muyah exposed the shemale for what it really was and this did not go down well with a mr Lyatuu Cornel Andrew who proceeded to launch a rant; Lyatuu who is not used to being one to take matters laying down was not impressed when the two most famous group Shemales Monkey Bobby and Kadjo were competing who the better female was.
Back to the inbox story, it has been rumoured that Victor Sergon together with other un-named members of the group held talks on a personal level with the intention to ‘sign’ kadjo into thier hearts.
After this whole debacle, Kadjo proceeded to assure the group members that he was a man(which now begs the question on his sexual orientation) and that the lady in the photo is his wife. The question on people’s minds now is this; Since Kadjo is in japan where there are alot of cross dressers, when he comes to kenya, will someone lift up his skirt and reveal his ‘man-gina’??
Kadjo also proceeded to produce the following statement
‘guys am sorry for hurting some of you tho twas me who was hurt the most cz of being hit on by guys who thot i ws a lady,the pic is of my wife,am rilly sorry for any inkonvinience i may av put u through,hoipe u accept my apology n still take me as one of u?anythng that was said in inboxes will remain there.’
This only added fuel to the fire with most members asking to know what was said in those inbox messeges.
On the other hand, It was revealed by David Mjei Mliverpool that Monkey booby is now a fully fledged female after undergoing hormonal transplants and that his boobs have grown on his chest and that they are doing well, but fact remains that s/he/it is a shemale and once in a while its man-gina blossoms once it sees males passing.

till next time amigos
~adios~
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Comments
  1. Sophia Musembi says:

    Good work Moha, YNWA

  2. This is not very accurate. While most TRANSEXUALS prefer to be considered ‘fully fledged’ women, transwomen are ALWAYS NEVER fully fledged women BECAUSE medical science does not have ability to grow ovaries, fallopian tube and womb growing and grafting technology to allow dual gendered bearing of children (yet).

    TRANSWOMAN is the correct term, not fully fledged woman. Even though accuracy of terminology does (unhappily) place transexuals below women PHYSICALLY, spiritually yes, transexuals ARE women, even before the SRS but that is only internal.

    Note1 : differentiate transexual from shemale (2 variants) – a shemale MUST always have a penis and scrotal sac with testicles intact for the alpha types who are either bixsexual or ‘male lesbians’, with beta shemales who sometimes remove the srcotal sac and testicles to be more submissive or feminine (lower testorone) or because they do not want to have children AS MEN.

    Without the intact or partially intact MALE genitalia, the term shemale cannot be used at all because this is in reference to maleness within a female form.

    Shemales have either or both because they physically WANT to have sex using a penis, rather than with a vagina (Bobbit types do not really count as penis is either the primary or secondary highlight of the shemale subculture).

    Transexuals however have neither (nor do they want any male bits) and also will have an artificially constructed ‘man-gina’ because they physically WANT to have sex using a vagina (man-gina is a semi-offensive term depending on orientation and genital identification), rather than a penis.

    Of course when the organ growing technology is there, ‘shemale’ as currently termed (and actually a shadow of what an actual shemale should be), would probably be technically only those who have functional nethers of BOTH sexes. For now ‘shemales’ are as the above, which is also possible as a natural state just described, but so rare that the current term applies to the first definition as well though inaccurate.

    Well wanna repost without the b.s. I identified for you Torros? (Please ignore Sophia’s praise, I had in fact researched/written a (poorly circulated so not worthy of mention) chick-lit book on the subject subculture and know the inaccuracies of terminology.

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